10 Things You Won't Hear in my Home Town

1. Duct tape won't fix that.
2. I don't have a favorite college football team.
3. Little Debbies have too many fat grams.
4. We are vegetarians.
5. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
6. I couldn't find anything at Wal-Mart today.
7. Who's Dale Earnhardt?
8. We don't need another big dog.
9. The tires on that truck are entirely too big.
10. I think you cooked those green beans too long.